I have an office with a total of zero windows and a million sterile cinder blocks for walls. For these reasons, I wanted to invest in some fake plants to make myself believe that I don’t in fact work in a musty, old closet.
Mission accomplished! I found two very interesting looking plants to add amongst the families of daddy longlegs who I share my office with.
One of the plants I picked is named “Succulent Bush.” I’m not even kidding. Andy and I had this conversation while shopping for plants.
Me: “I love this one. It’s so interesting looking. All the kids are going to want to touch it.”
Andy: “I bet you’re right.”
Me: “I’ll have to train them that the area is for adult’s only and tell them they aren’t allowed to touch my succulent bush.”
Me: “Wait, I probably shouldn’t say that at school.”
Andy: “You shouldn’t say that in public either.”
Here’s a picture of my succulent bush: